Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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