What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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