the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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