My liver just broke up with me...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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