Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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