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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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