just tell him i said nine months
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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