What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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