Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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