Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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