trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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