At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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