She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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