You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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