i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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