Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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