I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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