I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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