I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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