question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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