Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
