I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend