what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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