The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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