i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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