worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Operation Purity has been aborted
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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