is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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