Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Houston, we have a blender
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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