If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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