it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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