I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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