Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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