things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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