I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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