Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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