Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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