Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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