I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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