just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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