hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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