My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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