question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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