Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
