i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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