Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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