the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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