Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she peed on how many people?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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