am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just had sex bonerless
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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