Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples