her vagine was all disorganized.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night