Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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