sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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