WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
