at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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