he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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