Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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