I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I need water and some morals