I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool